PIG's Whacked Out World Of Sports. KICK BALLWelcome to the PIGDOME and PIG's Whacked Out World Of Sports. It takes balls to play in the PIGdome. No astroturf, steroids or designated hitters here, either. OK all you PIG Bleacher Bums, we're here to talk sports, competition, winning, losing and some properly- PIGish sports takes.

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Why are we writing about sports here at the Free State Of PIG? Because Korrectniks far and wide found a way to toss their crappy stick in the mud on anything from dodgeball, kickball, marbles, hopscotch and team logos and mascots. If Redskins, Fighting Irish and Atlanta Braves Tomahawk Chops ruffle your sensitivities, well then pick up your tiny balls and little stick and start walking, because YOUR'E OUTTA HERE!

PIG's Whacked Out World Of Sports Section will not only deal with the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat, but who got their clocks cleaned by whom, on more out of the way topics. For instance, how many of you watch NASCAR to see how many points Jeff Gordon will get per season as opposed to those who watch NASCAR in hopes of seeing some red cement? If the concept of two teams or individuals doing battle with each other on the field of competition with the spirits of a gladiator, with the outcome being one winner, one loser bothers you, we'll be more than happy to drop kick you back to Sensitivity Memorial Stadium.

What is a "Sport?"A sport can be considered a recreational pastime involving an individual, an individual against another individual or a team versus another team, in the conventional sense of the word. But when big game hunters chase down elephants and kill them just for the sake of bagging the poor beast and stuff and mount it's head on their wall, that's not a sport, not even if your'e going to eat the damn thing.

Why? Because the elephant didn't have a chance. A sport usually involves two or more willing participants ready to do battle with victory being the primary objective. Hell, tiddlewinks IS a sport that does not involve athletism as much as it involves coordination and concentration. Is blasting sports- phobic korrectniks a sport? If you answered 'no' to that, consider yourself ejected from the PIGDOME. Forever. Pastimes. Most of the PIG staff's pastimes are eating pizza and drinking tubs filled with beer.

That's a pastime, but what happens when there's one slice of pizza left could be considered a bloodsport. Winning. Winning.

It's what it's all about in the arena of competition. Any area, but we're talking sports, PIGsters. From Gladiators and chariot races to today's Ultimate Fighting Competition and female mud wrestling, you gotta love the spirit of competition involved. PIG'S CHEERLEADING SQUADExamples Of Winners: Vince Lombardi inspired a winning attitude among his Green Bay Packer championships teams. The late Al "Just Win Baby" Davis, owner of the Oakland/L.

A./Oakland Raiders, scumbag that he is, did the same. Leo Durocher, coined the term "Nice guys finish last."Larry Bird, well, we know what he did for the real Beaners - (Bostonians) Sports fans. Jesse Owens: Snatched Olympic Gold in front of Hitler. Whoever bags those cheerleaders pictured. Let's get our balls rolling and in high gear.

LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE: "WE STAND"September 2. The ladies of the LFL, Legends Football League, formerly the Lingerie Football League has this to say about honoring our National Anthem, courtesy of Dailywire: The Legends Football League, formerly known as the Lingerie Football League, responded to the NFL this week by announcing that they stand for the national anthem because the sacrifices made by American heroes are "far too sacred" to protest."The LFL recognizes everyone's First Amendment right to protest, but our nation's flag and anthem are far too sacred," the league said Tuesday. Too many fellow Americans have made the ultimate sacrifice, so that our flag and anthem continue in all its majesty."The league also released a video announcing their support for the U. S. flag and the national anthem."It symbolizes all the blood, sweat, and tears that have been shed so that we as Americans can raise our flag across our nation," the LFL says in the video. The LFL salutes all those who make this the greatest country in the world.""We stand in salute of our flag." DARING TO BE DIFFERENTSeptember 2. Week 3 of the NFL saw a growing number of Kool- Aid swilling players resort to taking knees during the playing of our national anthem.

One team, the Pittsburgh Steelers, perhaps trying to diffuse the situation actually cowered in the locker room during the Star Spangled Banner exercising their First Amendment right. Watch Setup Online Hulu more. One Steeler, Alejandro Villanueva dared to be different by exercising HIS First Amendment rights and being the only player to emerge from the clubhouse tunnel while the National Anthem played. Villanueva is not your ordinary left tackle. Villanuena was also a former Army Ranger and Captain (now Major) with 3 tours in Afghanistan and had this to say: “I don’t know if the most effective way is to sit down during the national anthem with a country that’s providing you freedom, providing you $1. Iraq and Afghanistan for less than $2.

Villanueva said of the anthem protests. PIG Props go out to Major Alejandro Villanueva to have the Nads to put his flag and his country before some fly- by- night, 'take a knee' movement. Conversely, the rest of the Steelers took a heap full as witnessed in the clip below as they take the field after the Anthem and after they left their teammate all alone and out to dry: > > > Alejandro Villanueva > > > On a related note, two of NASCAR's owners, Richard Petty and Richard Childress related their takes on any of their employees kneeling: Childress told USA Today: “Get you a ride on a Greyhound bus when the national anthem is over. I told them anyone who works for me should respect the country we live in. So many people have gave their lives for it. This is America.”Petty Sez: “Anybody that don’t stand up for that ought to be out of the country.

Period. If they don’t appreciate where they’re at … what got them where they’re at? The United States.”Question: How long until News Nit- Wits and the LSM begin calling the standing for the National Anthem 'controversial' while kneeling becomes the norm? SHAKEDOWNS RACE BALL MASCOTS MISCELLANEOUSAugust 3. Item #1: Shakedown. From The Myopic, Melanin- Enriched Meatheads. Watch Dungeons &Amp; Dragons: The Book Of Vile Darkness Online Fandango.